Monday, 15th October 2012

And we're off. After our soft opening of last week today sees our full grand opening which features Lindsay Lohan's legs, Britney Spears' ass, Abbey Clancy's everything, Gabby Logan on Loose Women, Lucy Liu on Letterman, Danielle Lloyd & Coleen Rooney in bikinis, Christina Aguilera showing off her curves, Hilary Duff, Sarah Harding & Rose McGowan showing off their legs, Alessandra Ambrosio strapped into her ballgown, Kylie showing through her ballgown, Kate Upton falling out of her ballgown, big cleavage from Miley Cyrus, bigger cleavage from Liz Hurley, Elizabeth Berkley nude pole dancing and a serious amount of side boob from Kate Hudson.

Knock yourself out.