Friday, 9th November 2012

So I spent all of yesterday hiding in my secret lead-lined underground bunker to avoid the UN soldiers rounding us all up into FEMA death camps as Obama finally reveals himself as the Kenyan-born Muslim Communist Anti-Christ with only Donald Trump's revolutionary army of morons to stand up for our freedoms and things. Turned out it didn't happen. Maybe it's booked for the weekend.

That means I'm back for one last front page update for the week. Today we have upskirts from Georgia Salpa & Chloe Sims, photoshoots from Frankie Essex, Dakota Fanning, Rita Ora, Candice Swanepoel, Jordan Carver, Laetitia Casta, Rihanna & Kate Moss, Helen Flanagan showing off her bikini bod before going into the jungle, Carol Vorderman, Kate Beckinsale, Pippa Middleton & Paris Hilton rocking tight jeans, Miranda Kerr rocking leather shorts & pantyhose, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley & Jennifer Metcalfe in a who has the hottest ass contest (tie), Alex Jones & Keira Knightley candids, Charlotte Jackson & Kate Middleton on the red carpet, Kristen Stewart leggy for Leno, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato & Khloe Kardashian leggy for the X Factor, Christina Aguilera sparkly for The Voice, Molly Sims' sexiest moments and finally what is probably our last gallery of celebrity Halloween flesh for 2012 featuring a very drunk and very shiny Emily Atack and friends.


Georgia Salpa Upskirt Helen Flanagan IACGMOOH! Bikini Photoshoot Frankie Essex Nuts Photoshoot
Rita Ora Vogue Photoshoot Carol Vorderman Candids (ITV London Studios, 8th Nov 2012) Alex Jones Candids (london, 7th Nov 2012)
Charlotte Jackson Gambit Premiere (London, 7th Nov 2012) Pippa Middleton Candids (London, 8th Nov 2012) Kate Middleton At The 600th Anniversary Campaign Dinner (London, 8th Nov 2012)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Candids (Los Angeles, 7th Nov 2012) Kate Beckinsale Leggy Candids (Los Angeles, 7th Nov 2012) Keira Knightley Leggy Candids (New York, 8th Nov 2012)
Jennifer Metcalfe At The MOBO Awards (Liverpool, 3rd Nov 2012) Dakota Fanning InStyle Magazine Cover Shoot Kristen Stewart Tonight Show Interview (5th Nov 2012)
Emily Atack At Scott Mills' Halloween Party (London, 1st Nov 2012) Christina Aguilera The Voice Season 3 Launch Party (8th Nov 2012) Britney Spears, Demi Lovato & Khloe Kardashian At The X Factor Finalists Party (Los Angeles, 5th Nov 2012)
Miranda Kerr Leggy Candids (New York, 6th Nov 2012) Candice Swanepoel Victoria's Secret Photoshoot Laetitia Casta H&M Lingerie Collection Photoshoot
Chloe Sims Upskirt Paris Hilton Candids Candice Swanepoel 10 Magazine Magazine Photoshoot
Rihanna & Kate Moss Victorias Secret Ad Molly Sims Sexiest Scenes Jordan Carver Topless Photoshoot